This is Lady Syrenna's naughty word list. You can find funny words, dirty words, swear words, words that don't "technically" exist and so on. As long as they can be taken in a naughty way, you can find them here. Phrases are welcome too! Everyone is invited to add words as they please. Now get started!
#1 MUSHROOM!
#2 Banana
#3 Potassium
#4 Sticky liquid!
#5 BOOBS!!
#6 White Wash!!!
#7 Dipstick
#8 Lap Lunger!
#9 Man Milk
#10 Jubblies
#11 Daddy Wand
#12 Mommy Chamber
#13 CHILDREN
#14 Bang tail
#15 Pinch prick
#16 Smoked meat roll
#17 One eyed cyclops
#18 Gooey tunnel of enchantment
#19 Chocolate Frogs
#20 Bertie Botts Beans
#21 Wet Willy
#22 Willy Wanker
#23 Professor Dhewitt
#24 Paris Hilton
#25 Fat Bastard (He's 'dead sexy')
#26 Bitch
#27 Whore
#28 Slut
#29 Skank!
#30 With all the glorious might of the powerful Thrustinator, a shower of condoms rains down upon the lone mushroom snuffer. "Frodo Baggins!" They yell with a bed-rumbling boom, "Go forth and snuff! Be it you, and you alone who ejaculates fear into the very steams of all the mushrooms of this twisted world. As Thrustinators, we bid you farewell!"
The lone mushroom snuffer smiles as he watches the powerful Thrustinatiors ride off of their mighty steeds. "Kinky" is all he said before continuing on his snuffing way.
#31 Is that Sting in your pants, or are you just glad to see me?
#32 Is it Mithril? It's so hard!
#33 "Why yes, it is Sting in my pants! It's making friends with my lone mushroom." The mushroom snuffer cried. "And yes, I am happy to see you!"
#34 "It's not just hard, the Mithril is light so it doesn't inhibit any rising actions! Touch it. Can you feel how smooth it is?"
#35 FUCK! *giggle*
#36 'Come' bucket
#37 Dirty pillows
#38 Pearl necklace
#39 Excretions
#40 Hot box
#41 Pissing whores
#42 Bloody Piss
#43 Mutherfucker!
#44 Jock Strap
#45 Man Boobs
#46 Marvin's words when we were walking the dogs:
Situation: Coming back from the trail and passed by a house with a few trees in the yard. The trees had pretty yellow leaves and had shed a lot on the ground
Marvin's comment: "Wow! Pretty. I wanna pop a tent over there!"
#47 Let me... apologies!
#48 Please do as I RAVISH you!
#49 RAPE!!
#50 "Oh, I like that!" (Emperor's Quote)
#51 Sorry to keep you waiting!
#52 "Ffffffffffffuck!" (Emperor's Quote)
#53 That's sharp, you fuck! *slap*
#54 "I'm an A cup!" (This is when we were talking about our boobs on the bus one time. He decided to join in.)
#54 Me: Is that Vaseline in your sock?
Him: ...yes...
#56 Christina Books!
#57 Brother: (to the cat) You're a chubby kitty!
Me: No, YOU'RE a chubby kitty!
Brother: Uh, I was talking to the cat...
Me: Oh...
#58 Marvin: I'm teleperverted!
#59 Marvin: MmmmeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
#60 PUMP
#61 HUMP
#62 PLUMP!
#63 Doo doo ka ka PEE PEE!!
#64 MY HUMP MY HUMP MY HUMP! MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS! IN THE BACK AND IN THE FRONT!
#65 Wanker!
#66 Bloody pissing whores
#67 Shake it like a Polaroid picture... and by it I mean ASS!
#68 Bodacious Tatas!
#69 SIXTY NINE!
#70 Alabama Hot Pocket
#71 Wet Noodles
#72 Dirty Sanchez
#73 S+M
#74 Nipple Clamps
#75 Muff Diver (alcoholic drink and such)
#76 Screaming Orgasm! (another drink)
#77 Sex in a Dingy (a dessert!)
#78 Sex on the beach (An incense aroma)
#79 Sex in a Can (found it in a joke shop. You opened it and it made orgasm noises)
#80 Eating out
#81 Speed bumps
#82 Mosquito bites
#83 Fun Bags!
#84 Sweater puppies
#85 Blouse Mice
#86 TITS!
#87 INCEST!!!
#88 Pump kin
#89 Erection
#90 Ejaculations
#91 SPERM
#92 Vas Deferens
#93 Man Thong
#94 Sheep Shagger
#95 Nipple Tassels
#96 Corpse Humper!
#97 Ass spelunker
#98 Donkey raping shit eater
#99 GASP!
#100 Boobzooka
#101 Tit fucker!
#102 Fudge Packer
#103 Butt plug
#104 Anal Seepage
#105 Vaginal Discharge
#106 Rectum!
#107 Doodee!
#108 Shite!
#109 Boom boom
#110 A little som'n som'n
#111 Pootie Tang
#112 ShaZAAM!!
#113 Ovarian soup!
#114 Protein rich man milk
#115 Hemorrhoids
#116 Genital Herpes
#117 CASTRATION OF THE MALE BALLS!!!
#118 Snip the tip!
#119 Big Fat Weenie
#120 Meaty rod of penetration!
#121 Lick my lollipop!
#122 Cockpit!
#123 Joy Stick
#124 Lever of love
#125 Man Cannon
#126 Crevice
#127 Stick Shift
#128 Honeycomb Hideout!!!
#129 Quivering mound of love pudding
#130 I don't know what to say after that one! - How about Lesbian dance!
#131 Thrusting, purple headed warrior
#132 Naked Gandalf, aroused
#133 Three horny lesbians! Can we borrow your dog?
#134 Elijah in my room!
#135 Naughty Niche
#136 Hehehe, Love Hole
#137 Cockadoodle!
#138 Bananarama!
#138 Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polk-a-dot VAGINA!
#139 Horny Horny Hippos!
#140 TURBO FUCK!
#141 Randy Panda!
#142 Hyper horny hyena humped hysterically on Yanna's hiney
#143 Nipplating Orgasmatron!
#144 Slippery Nipple
#145 Wet Minge
#146 Tampon string
#147 Lay down and shut up
#148 Slippery balls
#149 Screaming orgasm
#150 Fuzzy dick
#151 Horny School Girl
#152 Pussy Pounder
#153 Blow Job
#154 Cum guzzling cock gobbler
#155 Erecting an Erection
#156 Big bulging balls bouncing on a bitch's back
#157 Donkey Punch!
#158 Dumps
#159 Testicular Tension!
#160 INGROWN DOWN THERE HAIR
#161 Red Hot Lesbian Sex!
#162 Mighty Morphin' Power Penis!
#163 Super Human Samurai Cyber Mr. Squidgey Squad!
#164 THUNDERING THEATRICAL THROBBING THIGHS THURSTING FOR A THRUST!!!
#165 The Penetration Station!
#166 Professor Dhewitt and Willie Wanker teaching the class what Bertie Botts Beans and chocolate frogs are for!!!
#167 Let's play in the closet kids! I brought my camera!
#168 Mikamus Jackoff! Leave those students alone, you bean eater!!!
#169 Umbitch and her Wild Romp with the Centaurs!
#170 Fucking humping slut sliding mother shit pissing vaginas while huge mushrooms are throbing with soup and hard hard hard explosions and juice!!!
#171 Ribbed for her pleasure
#172 Ribbed for HIS pleasure!
#173 You make my "software" into "hardware" ;)
#174 Oh baby! Do you need an 'Override'?
#175 Let me upload this disk into your CPU!
#176 After you're all finished, I'll gently plug my USB into your port!
#177 Here, let me upgrade that software for you!
#178 *Quivers* Then we can get to downloading some of those files
#179 How many bits per second can you stream?
#180 Unzip your zip file and I'll show you
#181 Oh my Bitmap! Your dual core processor is HUGE!
#182 Why thank you! I really like your Pentium 4. It makes my circuits hum!
#183 What say we cut all the chit chat and network our servers?
#184 Holy modem! Now you're talking my binary!
#185 Let's set up this LAN right here!
#186 My router's ready when yours is!
#187 Oh yes! I want your disk in my drive right now!
#188 Eject your tray and you shall have it! What do you say we get a little floppy in here?
#189 My tray is open and ready, and my virus scan was clean. And your disk won't be so floppy when I start downloading!
#190 Keep talking nerdy to me. It makes my fan hot!
#191 Am I overclocking your system?
#192 Nope, my system is just orgasming!
#193 Oh yes! Upload faster! Fill up all 40 Gigs of RAM!!
#194 YES! YES! USE YOUR PIXELATING POWERS ON ME!
#195 Use your binary! Oh! One, oh oh! Oh one one one OH! ONE OH ONE OH OH OH!!!
#196 000zero000zero00one!
#197 System crash, purging files!
#198 Nooooooo!
#199 Don't worry, I reboot fast!
#200 Fewf! Heh, I'm nearly done unloading the files from my hard disk and uploading into your memory bank
#201 Good thing your hardware can take the strain!
#202 You can bet your monitor it can! I'm a 40GB HDD!
#203 I love having your Intel inside!
#204 Does my Giga hurts? I don't want you to be uncomfortable
#205 Not at all! I've got lots of space in my hard drive!
#206 I just want to tell you that your wide LCD is making me glitch in my Shaw box *Flutters*
#207 Don't worry, I'm well practised in troubleshooting Shaw boxes!
#208 Troubleshoot me up, baby!
#209 Oh, I'll troubleshoot you alright! I'll troubleshoot you so much you won't know your processor from your video card!
#210 Speaking of Video Cards, does my stroking of your microchip make you flicker?
#211 You bet! You sure know how to format my drive!
#212 I'm even better at reformatting
#213 You wanna run a full system check on me?
#214 YES!!! 111001101!
#215 YES!! RUN YOUR DIAGNOSTIC ALL OVER MY BUMP MAP!!
#216 *GRUNT GRUNT*
#217 Here, let me access your CPU
#218 We should configure together
#219 I'm not taxing your output, am I?
#220 Not if you don't want to
#221 Maybe I want to stream all of your megabytes in one go
#222 *overloads with pleasure*
#223 Maybe you should close some of your files... I don't want your processor overheating
#224 My processor works best under pressure
#225 Do you like it when your files are compressed?
#226 OH YES! It makes me cum-pute better
#227 I bet it does! Though I myself prefer unzipping files first. It makes them bigger
#228 It sure does! See? *unzips an exceptionally large zip file*
#229 Oh my Dell! How many gigabytes is that?
#230 Starts at 6 and goes to 9! BEEP BEEP BOOP!
#231 UPLOAD YOUR FILES RIGHT NOW, BABY!!
#232 *upload upload upload save* OH MAC AND APPLE! That was good! Was it good for you?
#233 Oh yes! You are definitely my favourite service provider
#234 You're mine too! I especially love your big RAM package!
#235 Yay Cyber Sex!!
#236 You bet! My USB key is full and ready!
#237 Then jam it in my port and download it all!!
#238 *JAM DOWNLOAD JAM DOWNLOAD JAM DOWNLOAD* You make my Firewire spark!
#239 We've been imputing so much that I fear I may get a blue screen of death any time soon!
#240 Then perhaps we should hibernate for a while then resume our connection after
#241 Yes, we'll reset our systems and establish a high-speed link up later
#242 Sounds good! I need to log off before I shut down
#243 You can log off all over me!
#244 *pleasant log off music sounds as I log off all over you*
#245 It's PADDLE TIME!!
#246 WHAPPITY SMACK SMACK
#247 *makes orgasm noises*
#248 I'll give you a lickin' if you keep that up
#249 If you hurt me, will you apologize?
#250 I'll apologize ten-fold!
#251 We'll have to punish you first!
#252 I'm naked in the dark! Come and get me!
#253 It's sticky... Did you make it?
#254 *looks down* Yep. That's mine
#255 You better clean it up then... with your tongue!
#256 But I made it for you
#257 Then let's share!
#258 OKAY! *gulp* MMmmm
#259 Just like liquid icing sugar!
#260 *squirms around a bit* And this recipe almost tastes like honey...
#261 Mmmm! Sure does!
#262 May I have a taste of yours?
#263 Taste all that you like!
#264 Yay! *Poke*
#265 *quivers with pleasure*
#266 Fuck bang hump slut tramp whore pissing dirty sanchez whak slam bum pump golden showers riding a greased up horsie to grind city poody tang!!!
#267 Wow, that was jubblietastic!
#268 Spank you!
#279 You're welcum!
#280 Huge fucking-ass tight and snappable thong wet with the juices of one thousand active vaginas and three thousand one hundred and forty two men tongues!
#281 Humptastically vibrating thrustomatic with stimulatingly knobbly rotational segments of orgasmic pleasure!
#282 The lonely Yanna's wild fingers in the night, swimming through the thick waves of warm blankets washing and pulling against her pearl coloured skin, to and fro in the ever quite confines of her Sleep Cavern and then, when all threats of caught and discovery by young years have fled in the darkness to her own imagination, the naughty, dangerous digits find safety in the NetherLands where they begin to play all around the region!
#283 And lo! There stood Cockman, his helmet glistening in the dawn light as he stood erect, ejaculating his challenge to the heavens!
"I am mighty Cockman, penetrator of impregnable fortresses, and I shall be victorious in my conquest of the dark, damp, warm Cave of a Thousand Orgasms!"
And Cockman did enter the Cave, yet it was guarded by the Vaginas Dragon, forcing him to retreat. Yet Cockman was swift in his recovery, and so he plunged back in, only to be driven out once again.
For many long hours did the two mighty forces duel, going back and forth, back and forth, again and again, ever increasing in speed, until finally, the Spirit of the Cave had enough of this feud, and with an unearthly scream it constricted its tunnel tightly.
Knowing that his end was nigh, if he did not act fast, Cockman pulled out his pearly bow, and shot a load directly into the heart of the Vaginas Dragon.
The Dragon gave a terrible cry, its white, hot blood covering Cockman from helmet to base, which enabled him to slide safely out of the Cave.
His enemy vanquished and the Cave little more than a quivering mound, Cockman laughed, and taking up his bow once again, prepared to travel south and conquer the Bowels of the Earth.
You two are sick.
We love you too!
#284 Dominion Rod. It dominates you!
#285 Skid marks
#286 DIRTY OLD MAN HITTING ON JODI!!
#287 Gross old bum rubbing against you when he passed by even though there was fucking three meters of space behind us! How I HATE people!
#288 HUMANS
#289 Spontaneous orgasms
#290 Horny Hobo
#291 OLD PEOPLE SEX!!
#292 SIBLING SEX!!
#293 OUR SIBLING SEX!!! *goes blind*
#294 Gay hobo sex
#295 Do whores, prostitutes and hookers get calluses?
#296 No, but they do get chapped lips, and need to use a chap's "stick" to moisturize them
#297 Ho Balm, for all your lubricating moisturizing needs!
#298 Yanna and Aatrin, sittin' in a tree! Fornica-t-i-n-g!
#299 SWOLLEN QUIVERING CLITORIS ACHING FOR A GOOEY MALE MASSAGE!!!
#300 This is blasphemy! This is madness!
Madness? THIS IS MY PENIS!! *thrust*
#301 Lick my brown starfish
#302 Smile like a donut!!
#303 Smile like an ORGASM!
#304 What's the difference between a disease ridden ho and Paris Hilton?
More people would be willing to have sex with the ho than sleep with Paris!
#305 My pussy just winked at you with its slitted eye!
#306 It has quite a penetrating stare!
#307 It's got its nose up in the air!
#308 Let's go for a ride on the fudge escalator!
#309 Mr. Dink! Stop poking me! I don't like it! Ewwwwww, keep yer spit to yourself! Your winking is really creeping me out!
#310 "But mister, I poop from there!"
"Not tonight you don't!"
#311 *Boy arrives late for school*
Teacher: Billy, why are you late?
Billy: I was on Strawberry Hill
*boy is late again the next day*
Teacher: Billy, why are you late today?"
Billy: I was on Strawberry Hill
*Boy is late for the third time but there is a girl with him*
Teacher: Billy, why are you late again!?
Billy: I was on Strawberry Hill
Teacher: Who is your friend?
Billy: Strawberry Hill
#312 Titular minutia!
#313 Ultra Magnus has a secondary function other than saving the world, and only the fair Ivanova knows what that is!!!
#314 Oh Ultra Magnus, let me rev your engine!
#315 Baby, I'll let you drive my stick shift!!!
#316 I'll ride you full throttle!
#317 My fuel injection system is ready to get us going!!!
#318 I can't wait to get into your rumble seat!
#319 My seat isn't the only thing that rumbles!
#320 All your horsepower gets me from normal to WILD in 2.5 seconds!
#321 I hope I'm not too big for you when I transform
#322 I'm sure you're not called "Ultra" for nothing
#333 I love how you fire me up!
#334 Oh baby! I'm going to kick start your engine!
#335 Don't forget to check the oil first
#336 Don't worry, I'll check all your fluids
#337 Vroom Vroom!
#338 Do you have air bags? I want to make sure we "drive" safely
#339 Yup! And they're very reliable- haven't burst one yet!
#340 Well then, let's get into position and go full throttle!
#341 From 0 to 69 in 3.5!!!
#342 You've got my engine running so hot! I need some engine lube
#343 In your garage, or mine?
#344 IN BOTH!!
#345 Boo boop! Helloh! Today on my Drunk Kitchen, we're going to make Sex in a Pan!