Perhaps because of the destruction of the mall in Reality, the Twinks had been making frequent raids on the Island as of late, though their numbers had been dwindling with every attack. This latest raid had only been about thirty strong.

Unluckily for the Twinks, they had decided to make their landing zone in a secluded little bay along the edges of the Mystical Forest, the very same bay in which Syrenna, Ivanova, and Yanna were having a lovely little picnic lunch.

The Twink invaders had not lasted long.

Wiping a spray of blood off her cheek, Syrenna turned to Ivanova, asking, "You often do that twirl with your sword in battle. You do know it gets blood everywhere, right?"

Ivanova put a hand on her chest, gasping in mock outrage. "Are you saying you don't appreciate being covered in the blood of your enemies?!" She cried.

Ivanova's acting proved to be a little too convincing, as Syrenna thought her offence was genuine. "Sorry, that was harsh of me. I didn't mean to sound mean."

Ivanova waved the apology aside with a laugh. "No worries, I was just bullshitting ya! And don't worry, you didn't sound mean!"

"Do I?" Yanna butted in, "'Cause I try!"

Rounding on her, Syrenna dramatically posed with the back of her hand against her forehead, wailing, "Yes Yanna. All your hard work has really paid off. I always burst into tears after talking with you, you meany pants!"

Ivanova rushed over to Syrenna, protectively clutching her to her breast. "How could you, Yanna?! Making Syrenna cry!"

"I make you cry?" Yanna asked, arching an eyebrow at their display.

From the safety of Ivanova's bosom, Syrenna made a pitiful noise of confirmation. Then all of a sudden she whipped around, throwing open her arms aggressively and cackling, "CRY OUT IN PLEASURE!"

This sent Ivanova into a fit of giggles, Yanna just rolled her eyes at the pair before turning back to the dead Twinks and methodically stabbing each of them to ensure they were dead.

After a moment, Syrenna and Ivanova joined her, though the two of them kept making odd, random noises at one another. That began to grate on Yanna's nerves.

"Must you two always be so immature?" She eventually snapped.

"How could you think us immature?!" Syrenna gasped dramatically, "Next you'll be accusing us of throwing body parts in the air!"

"With you, people never know." Yanna replied. Seeing the twin mischievous grins that spread across Syrenna and Ivanova's faces, Yanna went to grab the umbrella she had brought with her for the picnic, just in case.

Taking that as an invitation, Syrenna and Ivanova began to gleefully hack the Twink corpses limb from limb, throwing severed arms in the air to rain down on Yanna.

"Ewwwwwwwwww!" The Cave Queen screeched.

Syrenna giggled, and wielding a severed arm in each hand, she chased after Yanna with the intent to spank. The thought of Twink hands touching her ass made Yanna throw up in her mouth a little. Ivanova gigglescreamed at their antics.

Pausing her chase, Syrenna pulled the fingers of the arms she was holding all down except for the middle one and waved them about, disgusting Yanna but sending Ivanova into another spiral of cackling.

"I think this is the most fun I've ever had with severed arms!" Syrenna admitted.

"Yeah, same for me!" Ivanova added.

Throwing the arms into the air, Syrenna made an elegant gesture with her own hands, and with that, lively Celtic music began to play through the trees.

Reaching into a nearby stump, Syrenna pulled out a human-skin drum, and began to accompany the music, using severed arms as drumsticks.

Pulling a guitar out of her back pocket, Ivanova joined in, strumming the strings with a severed hand.

"That's just gross." Yanna said about that display. Ivanova poked her with the severed hand, while Syrenna tried to use the arm she was holding to pick Yanna's nose. Yanna swatted them both away.

"No nose-picking!" Yanna howled, pouncing at Syrenna.

The Forest Queen dodged out of the way, jamming the fingers of the severed hand up Yanna's bum as she passed by.

"Is that better?" Syrenna asked with a wink. Yanna responded with a horrified scream, violently ripping the wedgie out of her butt cheeks.

While she frothed with rage, Ivanova giggled and slapped her thigh with a severed arm, while Syrenna used one to wipe away her giggle-tears.

While Yanna seethed, Syrenna and Ivanova showed off their dexterity with the severed arms by high fiving, playing patty cake, and eating cookies with them (that last one almost made Yanna vomit). The two of them attempted to juggle the arms, but that quickly fell apart when they discovered that neither of them knew how to juggle.

All too soon, the two of them dissolved into giggles once more, and they ran around in circles screaming their silly little heads off.

Syrenna then grabbed up a severed leg and started stamping muddy footprints all over everything, including Yanna and Ivanova.

Ivanova responded by putting a big muddy severed hand print on Yanna and Syrenna's asses. Yanna growled at the both of them, but Syrenna giggled and left a muddy severed footprint on Ivanova's right jubblie. Ivanova retaliated by groping Syrenna's jubblies with a pair of muddy severed hands.

Syrenna giggled and took two severed elbows and rubbed them together, saying, "ELBOW SEX! POP! AWWWW! Whooop!"

She mimed holding a little elbow baby in one hand, then shrugged and shoved the imaginary joint down her bra. She then began to chase Yanna with the two severed arms.

Ivanova cackled as she watched them, not joining in the chase as she used some straps and harnesses she pulled out of who knows where to attach four of the severed arms onto her back, making it look like she had six arms.

Seeing this, Syrenna left off her chase with Yanna and used vines to attach two legs, two arms, a head, and a body together, then she climbed a tree and with other vines attached to the appendages of the dead creation, she pulled it this way and that, operating it like a marionette!

"DUDE!!" Ivanova gigglescreamed with glee. Tossing a handful of pale, almost translucent flames at a pile of severed body parts, she used the flames to pull a body together. Scampering up next to Syrenna, she and the Forest Queen made their puppets fight each other. Their weapons of choice? Why two severed arms, of course!

"SWEET!" Syrenna laughed, rolling her head around like she was a Surfer Dude.

They made their puppets "sword fight" with the severed limbs, though it looked more like a bitch slapping fight than anything else.

Syrenna's dead marionette suddenly had a surge of blood spillage and it squirted all over Ivanova's dead marionette.

Ivanova began laughing so hard at this that she lost control of her marionette, causing it to fall apart in a pile of gore.

Syrenna gigglescreamed as the head of Ivanova's dead marionette rolled across the grass. She then got a sudden urge to make the dead marionette chase Yanna.

And so, using their fire and forest powers, Ivanova and Syrenna cackled as they made a bunch of severed parts begin to chase the Cave Queen!

Yanna didn't give them the satisfaction of a chase as she leaped up into a tree, and used her liquid mercury to make a marionette of her own, and had it attack Syrenna and Ivanova's.

This didn't last long, as she quickly grew disgusted by her actions, so Yanna used her liquid mercury once more, this time pulling the bones out of the flesh of the assorted body parts strewn about, leaving the whole area covered in a bloody, pulpy mess.

Ivanova and Syrenna jumped down from the tree limbs and scowled in front of Yanna.

"Fun killer!" Ivanova pouted.

"How could you kill Morgue-in and Mrs. Guts, you sicko?! They were so cute!" Syrenna chastised her.

Ivanova and Syrenna pouted as Yanna had an apoplectic fit.

"I'M GOING HOME!" Yanna screamed, and with a flap of her wings she rocketed up into the sky.

"Hey! You come back down here and clean up the mess you made!" Syrenna shouted up at her.

"GO FUCK YOURSELF!!!" Yanna screamed back as she flew out of sight.

"Well I don't wanna clean this up!" Ivanova said, kicking over what had probably been someone's face once.

"Let's go see if we can get Windy to blow in a rain cloud then!" Syrenna suggested.

And with that, the two of them skipped off cackling, intent on pestering Windy into doing their bidding.

The End