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Windy Mc Blows!


One day, while the Emperor had locked himself away in a tailoring frenzy, the other three Magical Royalties found themselves in a rut of boredom.

"It's a bright, lovely day," Syrenna said with a sigh, "We should bounce on out of here and do something!"

"Bounce!" Ivanova said excitedly, sitting up from where she had been sprawled, "That's exactly what we should do!"

"Yeah, that's what Syrenna said," Yanna snarked with a roll of her eyes, "But the question is to where?"

"Not to where, but on what!" Ivanova said excitedly, "I just remembered that I have a trampoline!"

"Since when?!" Yanna demanded.

"Like, forever ago? I stole it from somewhere," Ivanova admitted, "But I can't remember from where!"

"That doesn't matter," Syrenna said just as excitedly, standing up with a flourish, "We absolutely need to bounce!"

"Come on then, help me pull it out of storage!" Ivanova said.

And with that, the three were off!

In relatively little time, the three of them had dragged the trampoline out of one of Ivanova's many storage rooms, and had set it up in a lush, mossy patch in the Mystical Forest.

("That way, if we fall off it, it won't hurt as much!" Syrenna had reasoned.)

All too soon, the three of them were bouncing on the trampoline, sometimes taking turns, sometimes all together. And ever as always with those three, they were soon brandishing weapons, pretending to fight one another between jumps.

All of a sudden, the wind began to pick up, and with a swirl, a cloud descended from the sky above. It floated down until it was eye level with the three Royals on the trampoline, and they saw that sprawled upon it was Windy McBlow!

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" She asked, kicking her feet in the air.

"Bouncing on a trampoline, duh!" Yanna sneered.

"Can I join you?" Windy asked excitedly.

"No, only cool people are allowed!" Syrenna replied, with a Twinkish toss of her hair.

"Tch," Windy huffed, tossing her own hair unironically, "Good luck jumping in gale force winds then!"

The three ignored her, getting back to their bouncing on the trampoline. But true to her threat, every time the three Queens tried to get a good jump going, Windy would blow them off the trampoline!

That didn't last long, however, because the three were quick to threaten her, Syrenna rapidly forming a rope out of plant matter and tossing it to her fellow Queens. They held it together menacingly, advancing on the blow hard.

In a panic, Windy leaped off her cloud, trying to run off and find somewhere to hide. Unfortunately for her, the hiding place she chose was a skinny tree, one which did not in any way, shape, or form hide her from the wrathful Royals. They were quickly upon her, giggling and chanting as they looped the rope around Windy, trying her to the tree before they returned to the trampoline once again.

Windy sighed, watching them have fun on the human contraption.

"I guess I shoulda seen that coming," She admitted to herself. She gave another sigh, and the wind picked up around her, loosening the rope that tied her to the tree.

"Oh yeah!" She realized, "I can totally use my powers to get out of this!"

A few more carefully placed gusts of wind, and little bit of struggling later, and Windy was free of her binds, and the three bouncing Royals were none the wiser!

All the better for Windy to have her revenge!

She watched carefully as the three of them bounced on the trampoline, all of them out of sync. She keenly watched as slowly, slowly, their bouncing began to match up, until finally, all three of them made one mighty bounce that had them all in the air at the same time!

Drawing in a deep breath, Windy let it loose right as they reached the peak of their jump, and it sent the three Magical Royalties wildly off course, crashing in a pile onto the soft moss below.

As the three screamed and tried to untangle themselves from one another, murder in their minds, Windy hastily leaped back onto her cloud, shaped it into an ass, and then made fart sounds at the three of them as she ascended out of their reach!

The End

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