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Marvin!
The following is a transcript of a recording made by Syrenna and Maris, and their interaction with Marvin, Windy’s sleeping persona. You have been warned. Maris: When did you last brush your teeth? Marvin: Mmmm... pppppppp... Maris: Have you ever brushed your teeth? Marvin: In the... jar... Maris: *laughs* Do you still love Thunder Jolt? Marvin: Mnaaah... Maris: Do you still think he's sexy? Marvin: Naw... Maris: Who is sexy? Marvin: Meeee! Maris: *laughs* Do you wanna marry yourself? Marvin: Hmmmm... *Maris and Syrenna laugh. Marvin rolls off the low couch* Maris: Marvin, there's snakes... You better get up! *Marvin rolls back on the couch* Maris: There's poo in your hair! Marvin: ... Ewww! *Maris and Syrenna laugh again* Maris: Yes, Marvin plugged her nose! *more laughter* Syrenna: Marvin! Marvin: Hmmh... Maris: Do you wanna go to disco? Marvin: Yeaaaah! *Laughter* Syrenna: Show us how to dance, Marvin! Marvin: Eeh eh, eeh eh... *laughing* Syrenna: Do it again, Marvin! Marvin: Eeeehh! *more laughing, velcro being pulled* Maris: *whispering* Better get that Syrenna: A- again, Marvin! Marvin: Eeh eh, eeh eh, eeh eh... *Syrenna takes a photo of Marvin's dance, giggling* Marvin: Mmmmmm.... Maris: Are you gay, Marvin? Marvin: ... With you... *laughing. Marvin rolls off again* Syrenna: Marvin, there's snakes on the floor, roll over. *Marvin rolls* Syrenna: Marvin, the other way! Maris: There's snakes! *giggling. Marvin gets back on the couch* Maris: Marvin's dangerous! Syrenna: Marvin, what do you think of Maris? Marvin: Hmmmm... Maris: What do you think of Maris? Marvin: ... Hmm. Haaair... b-b-blonde... *giggling* Maris: What do you think of Syrenna? Marvin: Hair... bloop? *laughing* Maris: What do you think of Marvin? Marvin: ... Hmmmmm... Meeeeeee! *laughing* Maris: Do you love yourself? Marvin: ... *makes a scary smile* Sssssss... *laughing* Syrenna: What's your princess name, Marvin? Marvin: ... Drumefima.... *Maris laughs* Syrenna: What's your Hobbit name? Marvin: ... Chair...? *chuckling* Maris: What's your creeper name? Marvin: ... Soc... keeeeet... Maris: *giggles* Are you a bear? Marvin: ... Mooooo! Maris: Are you wearing any- Syrenna: What's your elf name? Marvin: ... Stocking... Syrenna: Nee! She remembered! Maris: Are you wearing underwear? *giggling* Syrenna: She's checking... *giggling. Marvin snaps her underwear and Syrenna squeals while Maris laughs* Syrenna: Is that a yes, Marvin? Marvin: Hhm, pfft... Maris: She farted! Syrenna: Marvin! Marvin: 'Scuse mee! *Maris laughs* Syrenna: What's your last name, Marvin? Marvin: ... Mmmh... Mmf... Syrenna: What's that? Marvin: Mmshfm... *Maris coughs* Syrenna: What? Marvin: ... Moishfm.. *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Wha'd you say? Marvin: Mmmoishfm.. Syrenna: *giggling* Mushroom? *Maris laughs* Marvin: Noooooooo!!! Moishfm! *wind chimes tinkle, Maris and Syrenna giggle* Syrenna: What, Marvin? Marvin: MoishFM!! Maris: *giggling* Atchoo? Marvin: Nooo! Ppp... ppt Syrenna: What's your middle name, then? Marvin: ... Ooooo, hmmm... Maarvin... Lammeennoossheee... Moifm *Syrenna and Maris laugh* Maris: What's your first name? Marvin: Mmmmmmarvin... *Maris and Syrenna laugh again* Syrenna: What's- What's Maris's first name? Marvin: Mmmmmm... *Maris giggles* Maris: Is Maris hot? Marvin: Mmmmmmm... *Maris snickers* Syrenna: *giggling* That was creepy! Marvin: Muhahahahaha! *Syrenna giggles harder* Marvin: Mrrvv... Maris: Is Yanna hot? Marvin: Mmmm... Hmmm... *Syrenna giggles* Marvin: Hhmhmm... Maris: Is Syrenna hot? Marvin: Pppbb... Mfmfmm *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Marvin, what colour's the sky? Marvin: ... Moof... Syrenna: What? Marvin: Mmmerrrrrf! Syrenna: That's a dog, Marvin. Marvin: Nooo! Syrenna: Yes! Marvin: Noo, pbbbft! Syrenna: No- Marvin: Bfpttbh... Syrenna: Wha? *Maris snickers* Marvin: Pbbp pbbp... Maris: *laughing* How many dogs do you have? Marvin: Pbbbbbb pbbb! Syrenna: Marvin, talk! Properly! Marvin: PBT! *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Marvin! *Marvin growls, Maris and Syrenna giggle* Marvin: RUFF! *Maris and Syrenna giggle harder, Marvin whines* Marvin: Moooooaaaaahhhh! *Maris and Syrenna giggle even harder* Marvin: Moooaaaaawwwwooo... *Syrenna and Maris are practically peeing themselves laughing* Marvin: Mmmmm... Mwah! *more laughter, Marvin kind of snores* Maris: What is this? Syrenna: What's that, Marvin? *Syrenna clears her throat* Marvin: ... Foot? Syrenna: *whispering* Foot?! Maris: *giggling* What's this? Marvin: ... Nose... *Maris snorts* Syrenna: No it's not, Marvin! Maris: That's your ass! *giggling* Syrenna: What's your birthday, Marvin? Marvin: Hmm... I came? *Maris giggles, Syrenna snorts* Syrenna: Yeah, the day that you came, Marvin. When is that day? Marvin: When I came out... Syrenna: Out of what, Marvin? Marvin: Mommy! *laughing* Syrenna: Whose your mummy, Marvin? Marvin: ... Ball. *laughing* Maris: Whose your daddy? Marvin: ... Ball? *more laughing* Marvin: ... Purple. *laughing harder* Marvin: Sp- Syrenna: What was that? Marvin: Spikey... *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Are you referring to your exercise ball, Marvin? Marvin: My mom. Syrenna: Your mom! *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Do you love your mom, Marvin? Marvin: Mm hm... Syrenna: Yeah, Marvin... Marvin: Comfy... Syrenna: *giggling* Comfy! What else is comfy, Marvin? *Marvin smacks her lips* Syrenna: What are you doing? *Maris giggles* Syrenna: What's that, Marvin? Marvin: I don' know... *smacks lips again* Syrenna: Marvin! Maris: Did you like it? Syrenna: Wha did- *breaks of laughing* *Marvin moans, Maris chuckles* Marvin: Haah! Maris: Do you have bad breath? Marvin: Uh huh.. *Syrenna snorts, more laughing. Marvin rolls off again and they laugh harder* Maris: Ma- Marvin! Syrenna: Get off the floor, Marvin! Maris: There's snakes! Snakes! Syrenna: The bugs'll get you on the floor! See? *more laughing as Marvin gets back on the couch* Syrenna: What are you doing, Marvin? Marvin: Pbbbbt... Maris: You have a big pimple on your nose. *Marvin whines and the others giggle* Syrenna: Uh oh, she woke up! Say hi, Windy! ... Oh, wait, she went back to sleep... *Marvin groans* Maris: Marvin, what did you have for supper? Marvin: ... Hmmmm.... Maris: What did you have for supper, Marvin? Marvin: ... *burps* ... hmmmmm... Maris: What did you have for supper? Marvin: ... Space. *giggling* Syrenna: What was in that, Marvin? Marvin: ... Jupiter... *Maris giggles* Syrenna: What else? Marvin: *smacks lips* ... Hmmmmmm... Syrenna: What else is in sp- in your dinner of space, Marvin? Marvin: Mars was spicy! *Maris laughs* Syrenna: Was it? How spicy? Marvin: Hot... Syrenna: Like- Like Frodo? Marvin: Red hooot. Syrenna: What about Pink Floyd? Marvin: Hm, ssst... *Marvin makes a face* *Syrenna and Maris giggle* Maris: Did she just do that...? Syrenna: Yeah! *giggles* Syrenna: Marvin? Sing a song, Marvin... *Marvin clears her throat* Syrenna: That's not a song... *Maris giggles* Marvin: *singing* Waahahaooohh! Maris: *giggling* Sing, Marvin! Marvin: *singing* Mmmaahooo! *Maris laughs* Marvin: *singing* Ba doom pa doom! *laughing* Marvin: *singing* I.. hear you... toooDAY! *laughing harder* Marvin: *singing* You got in my waaay... *giggling* Marvin: *singing* I accidentally sat on your face *giggling harder* Marvin: *singing* And I am sorry! *giggling even harder* Marvin: *singing* Oh so sorry, that I sat on your face... Ohohoooho... *snickering* Syrenna: What about the one you sang in the Spring Fling, Marvin? Marvin: ... Oh.. and my Maris is here... *surprised giggling* Maris: Do you love your Maris? Marvin: Yeah... Maris: Is she pretty? *microphone is moved* Maris: Is your Maris pretty? *giggling* Syrenna: She stuck up her thumb! *Maris laughs* Maris: Who's Maris gonna marry? Marvin: ... pbt, Brian... Syrenna: Brian who, Marvin? Marvin: MmmcKnight... *laughing* Maris: Who are you going to marry, Marvin? Marvin:... Mmm, Floyd...? *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Floyd, Marvin? Marvin: Mh hum Maris: Floyd who? Marvin: Blue. Syrenna: Blue Floyd? Oooh... Maris: Is that Pink Floyd's brother? Marvin: Yeah... Syrenna: Oh. Is he hotter, Marvin? Marvin: Both. Syrenna: Cool... *breaks off laughing with Maris* *Marvin does a freaky laugh, Maris and Syrenna laugh harder. Maris coughs* Syrenna: What about Jolt? Marvin: Hmm... oh... too many! *giggling* Marvin: Hmmm... Maris: Is the Crocodile Hunter hot? Marvin: Mmmmmnnaaa... *Maris laughs* Syrenna: Wha- *Marvin snores* Marvin: ... Pooy! *Maris coughs* Syrenna: What about Frodo? Marvin: Yeah... Syrenna: Oh! What about Gimli? Maris: Wha- Marvin: Yeah... Syrenna: What about Gandalf? Marvin: Yeah... Syrenna: Are you gonna marry Gandalf? Marvin: Waaaahaaa... *giggling* Syrenna: What does Gandalf say, Marvin? Marvin: ... Bad hobbit... *giggles harder* Syrenna: What do YOU say, Marvin? Marvin: Haa ha... *giggles even harder* Syrenna: What do you say to bad hobbits, Marvin? Marvin: YAAAY!! *laughing* Maris: Do you love Gollum? Marvin: Yeah... MUAAAAH!! *giggling, Marvin rolls again* Syrenna: Marvin! Help yourself up! *giggling* Maris: -And sexy? Syrenna: GOLLUM! Marvin: Buh bye... *giggling* Maris: Do you wanna marry Gollum? Marvin: Mh... naw... Syrenna: What's Gollum, Marvin? Marvin: Hm.. sea urchin.. *giggling* Syrenna: Marvin! Maris: Quit scratching your bum! Marvin: Pbbbbt.. Syrenna: There's a bug, Marvin! *Marvin slaps herself, Maris giggles* Syrenna: Marvin! Right there! *Marvin burps. giggles* Marvin: Sorry! *giggles* Maris: Quit scratching your bum! Marvin: No! Maris: Does your bum like being scratched? Marvin: Mm hmm... *Marvin moans* Maris: EehEEEH! What makes that sound? Syrenna: Marvin? Marvin: PbbbbtOooody... Maris: That's horny! *Syrenna slaps her knee and laughs* Syrenna: Marvin, what does a pirate say? Marvin: Hi ho... *giggles* Syrenna: Who else says that, Marvin? Marvin: ... The workers... Syrenna: The workers! What workers, Marvin? Marvin: The sea workers... Syrenna: Sea workers? Who are they? Marvin: The one who married the urchin. *laughing* Syrenna: You mean mermaids, Marvin? Marvin: Urcheeeent! Maris: What's Queen Quirky? Marvin: ... Hmmmm..... Maris: What's Queen Quirky? Marvin: Weird *Maris and Syrenna laugh, Marvin makes a shushing sound, and Syrenna shushes her back* Maris: We should so play this for her! *Syrenna coughs* Maris: Do you like Quirky? *Marvin farts. laughing* Marvin: Sorry... Maris: Do you like Queen Quirky? Marvin: Yea... Nnnn... hmmm... iunno.. hm... Syrenna: Marvin, finish the sentence - *singing* Born- Maris: Do you like Queen Quirky? Marvin: Weird. *giggles* Syrenna: *singing* Born to be...? Marvin: *singing* Meeeeeeee! *laughing* Syrenna: *singing* Oh I wish I were a...? Marvin: *singing* Oscar.... Floydee... Marrrvoooin... *laughing* Marvin: *singing* Mar... DEEE hor.. yoooou... *more laughing* Maris: Finish the sentence - Peter....? Marvin: Paaannn... *giggling* Maris: Who has a big dick? Marvin: Pt! You have a big mouth! *laughing* Syrenna: Marvin! *microphone is moved* Syrenna: Who is Mary Poppins, Marvin? *Marvin squeals, others laugh* Syrenna: Who is Mary Poppins!? Maris: What was that? *Marvin moans* Maris: Knock knoock... Marvin: Mmmmm.. Maris: Knock knock! Marvin: Moooah.. Maris: You don't say moo! Marvin: What's that? Maris: Knock knock... Marvin: What's... that... there... Maris: You're stupid... Marvin: Yeah, I'm stupid.. *giggling* Maris: Are you stupid? Marvin: ... Knock knock.. Syrenna: Whose there? Marvin: I'm stupid... Syrenna: I'm stupid, who? Marvin: Me, I told you... *laughing* Maris: What colour's your dick? Marvin: ... You... *snickers* Marvin: ... always... *Syrenna snorts* Maris: What colour is it though? Marvin: ... talk about it... Syrenna: Talk about what, Marvin? Marvin: She always talks about dicks... *giggles* Syrenna: Marvin! Don't say nasty words, Marvin! Marvin: She said it! *Maris snorts* Syrenna: Who said it, Marvin? Marvin: She did! Syrenna: Who's she? Marvin: Her! Syrenna: Who's her? Marvin: It's her! Syrenna: Who!? Marvin: Her... Syrenna: I can't see it, Marvin... Marvin: It's right there... Maris: What's her name? Marvin: Ivanova... sorry... *giggles* Maris: You farted on me! Syrenna: For what, Marvin? Marvin: Mhehehehe! Syrenna: For what? Maris: Are you trying to get the stink away? Marvin: Yeah... Maris: Well, it's not working! Marvin: ... Sss... Maris: Do you like the smell of farts? Marvin: ... Nooooooooooo... Maris: What's your favourite smell? Marvin: ... ooooo... Meeeeee! *laughing* Syrenna: What's your favourite flavour, Marvin? Marvin: ... Chocolate... Syrenna: Chocolate? Marvin: Moahaha! *giggles* Maris: Is choc- Syrenna: What else- Maris: Do you like rolling in chocolate? Marvin: ... Never tried it... *Syrenna snorts* Marvin: DISCO!! *Syrenna giggles* Maris: Do you wanna do disco in chocolate? Marvin: Yeaaah! Syrenna: Show us how to disco, Marvin! *giggles* Syrenna: She is jigging around, funnily... Do it again! Marvin: *singing* Bee boom bom BOM banumanuma, boom bee bom boom bom bee boom, bum, banum, yanoom yaa WEEEEEEEE! *giggling* Syrenna: Marvin, that sounded like Jeopardy! Marvin: I wanna gooooo... Syrenna: Where, Marvin? Marvin: Discoooo! Syrenna: Sing a song, Marvin... disco song. *Marvin makes some weird noised* Syrenna: *singing* Stayin' alive- *Marvin makes more odd noises* Maris: That wasn't disco... Syrenna: Marvin! *starts singing* Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive...? Marvin: *singing* I wanna go! *laughing* Marvin: *singing* Ah, ah, ah, please, take me now... *giggling. Marvin snores* Marvin: Hmmm... Maris: What makes this sound? *oinks like a pig* Marvin: Muehhh... Moo! *giggling* Maris: What animal makes that sound? Marvin: ... Mmmmmoooonnnka! Syrenna: What's French for "me", Marvin? Marvin: Mooooiiii *laughing* Syrenna: Repeat- Say stuff, Marvin. In French. Marvin :... Phh... hmm... Wand.. je teeee... *giggling* Marvin: ... petit... *more giggling* Marvin:... Jaaa teeee... wha.. trei megnahn HAhaha! *more laughing* Syrenna: What did you just say, Marvin? Marvin: Haaaa! *giggling* Marvin: I.. have... a... light... in... the... thing. Ha! Hahaha! *giggles* Syrenna: I wonder if that's right? Is that right? Are you a Frenchling, Marvin? A French person? Marvin: BonJOOOUUURRR!!! *laughs* Maris: Do you take karate? Marvin: Hiya! *giggles* Maris: How do you do karate? Marvin: Ayyy! Unh! *giggles* Syrenna: What does Xena say, Marvin? *Marvin does the Xena battlecry. laughs* Maris: What does Gabrelle say? Marvin: ... Hmmm... *giggles* Maris: What does Gabrielle say? Marvin: *impersonating Gabrielle* Wanna piecea me? *laughs* Syrenna: She says that! *Maris coughs* Maris: What does Shrek say? Marvin: *impersonating Shrek* ... Donkey... *giggles* Maris: Wait- Marvin: *impersonating Donkey* Please, Shrek? Syrenna: What does- What does Shrek say? What does Donkey Say? Marvin: *impersonating Donkey* Please? Syrenna: Please what? Marvin: *impersonating Donkey* Shrek, can I come? Syrenna: Can you come where? Marvin: *impersonating Donkey* With yoooou... Syrenna: With you where!? Don't fall off, Marvin! *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Come back! *giggles* Syrenna: Marvin! You'll drown! Maris: You're falling off the boat! Syrenna: *giggling* Marvin! Maris: Can we put her- Syrenna: Gonna get whiplash! Maris: Can we put her on the ground? Syrenna: No, there's no room for her on the ground! Maris: Well, let's move this coffee table out... and put her on the ground. She's safer there. *they laugh* Syrenna: There. She's gonna have a sore neck in the morning... Maris: Spank yourself! Syrenna: That's licking, Marvin... *giggling* Maris: Marvin just licked herself! Marvin: ... hairy... *laughing* Maris: You're hairy? Marvin: Mm hmmm... Syrenna: What does Harry Potter say, Marvin? Marvin: *supposedly impersonating Harry Potter* ... Boing! *Maris giggles* Syrenna: What does Ron say? Marvin: *impersonating Ron* ... hm... Oh no! *snickers* Syrenna: What does Hermione say? Marvin: *impersonating Hermione, clicks her tongue and gives a frustrated sigh* *giggling* Maris: What's Syrenna's eagle friend's name? *Marvin squeaks like a guinea pig and the others laugh* Syrenna: What's her name, Marvin? Marvin: Vivien *Maris laughs* Syrenna: No, what's her name? Marvin: Umm... *makes a farting noise* *Maris giggles* Syrenna: No, Marvin... *Maris chuckles* Marvin: I'm thinkinnnnnnng! *Maris laughs some more* Marvin: Viiii... viiin... viiiinnnnn *giggles* Marvin: ... iiiiiiiveer? Syrenna: Yeah Marvin! You did it! Viniveer! Marvin: Yay! *giggles* Maris: If you had a boy dog, what would his name be? Marvin: Dog Maris: No, what's his name? Marvin: ... Buh... *giggles* Marvin: ... uhh... dee? Syrenna: Buddy! Yay! Maris: And what's a name for a girl dog? Marvin: ... Mmmllll... Lady... *Syrenna giggles* Syrenna: You can be more original than that! *Maris giggles* Marvin: Mmmolly.. Syrenna: Yeah! *Maris snickers* Syrenna: Sing a song, Marvin. We have to shut this one off, it's too long. We gotta make another one. Marvin: *singing* Eh, bee, stee, gee, elle, em, que too vee, I see me you, to yeaoah. Eh say gee each eye, elle em pee no que, I see you bubbo... *The recording ends. Another begins* Syrenna: This is Marvin. Marvin, say hi. *Marvin makes a noise* Syrenna: Marvin's sleeping. Say hi, Marvin! Marvin: ... hiiii.... Syrenna: Marvin- Marvin: Whose there? Syrenna: It's a ghost, Marvin. We're the ghosts of Christmas past! Marvin: ... it's Christmas? Syrenna: *giggles* Just about, Marvin! Marvin: Yaaaay! Syrenna: Do you wanna know what we got you, Marvin? Marvin: Ha, noooo! Syrenna: Why? Marvin: Surprise! *Maris giggles and Marvin sighs* Syrenna: Not even a peek, Marvin? Marvin: *sighs* ... Christmas! Maris: What do you want for Christmas? Marvin: Waaah... mmmmmmmmmmuh... MEEEE!! *giggles* Marvin: With... *more giggles* Marvin: ... a stocking... Syrenna: What kind of star cheese is under the tree, Marvin? Marvin: Jupiter cheese... Syrenna: Jupiter cheese? From where? Marvin: With sprinkles... of ground... yeah.. Syrenna: What colour of ground, Marvin? Marvin: Bbluuue ground... Syrenna: From what planet? Marvin: ... uh, this one... Syrenna: Where is this one, Marvin? Marvin: I forget... Syrenna: You don't know where this Earth is, Marvin? Marvin: No... Syrenna: What's this Earth called, Marvin? Marvin: I don't know... Mmmm... Jup- Syrenna: Where are you from, Marvin? Marvin: ... Oooooowah! Syrenna: Where? Marvin: ... there. Syrenna: *giggles* Where is up there, Marvin? Marvin: High! Up hi- Syrenna: What's the name? Marvin: Icelomeeuda Syrenna: What? *Maris giggles* Marvin: Icelomatida. Syrenna: That's where you're from? Marvin: Yeah. Syrenna: What do you speak in Icelomatida? Marvin: My mommy taught me... Syrenna: What did she teach you, Marvin? *Marvin starts spouting gibberish. giggling* Syrenna: What does that mean, Marvin? Marvin: Hi, I am from Icelomineeka... *giggling* Syrenna: Say something else, Marvin! *Marvin spouts more gibberish. laughing* Maris: What does that mean? Marvin: I wanna go jive! *giggles* Syrenna: Jive where, Marvin? Marvin: Disco! *more giggling* Marvin: I have disco feeeeever! *Maris coughs* Marvin: There's a bug on my leg.. *laughing* Syrenna: Is there, Marvin? Marvin: It's heavyyyyy... Syrenna: It's very heavy? *Maris giggles* Syrenna: What's it called, Marvin? Marvin: ... flies... Syrenna: Flies? *Marvin slaps herself and Maris laughs* Syrenna: What kind of flies? Marvin? *Marvin slaps herself again and whines. Maris laughs again* Syrenna: Marvin? *Maris snorts* Syrenna: Let's tag her! *A slap. Marvin whines again* Maris: *giggling* What was that? Syrenna: Marvin? What are you doing? *Maris coughs* Syrenna: Oooh, I think she woke up. *Maris giggles* Syrenna: Well, that's the end of Marvin, part two! *Maris laughs* Syrenna: *laughing* We'll continue this later! *giggling* Syrenna: She's looking at me, I think she's gonna kill me! *more giggling* Maris: Are you sexy? Syrenna: You awake? Windy: Yeah. Syrenna: Are y'sure? Well, the voice thing cannot see you shaking your head... *Maris laughs* Windy: What? Syrenna giggles Maris: The microphone can't see you shaking your head... Syrenna: Staring Marvin! Here she is: Windy: Whaat? *Maris giggles* Syrenna: We're taping you Marvin, when you were dreaming. Windy: *makes an unbelieving sound* No! *Maris and Syrenna laughs* Windy: I was dreaming! Syrenna: Yeah! Windy: Oh no... *Syrenna giggles and Maris coughs* Maris: Do you wanna hear it, Windy? Windy: Yeah... When was this? *Maris laughs* Syrenna: Like, for an hour now...? Windy: An hour ago? Syrenna: Yeah. *Maris coughs* The End |
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